The Mario Test
- The test is, you take a girl for a ride in your car.
- You pull up to one of them big-wheelers on the highway.
- You pull alongside it and get the driver’s attention.
- Honk your horn. Make sure he’s looking. That’s important.
- At the same time, put your hand behind this broad’s head…
- push her head down between your legs.
- Now, if this girl goes down on you…knowing that truck driver is watching…then she’s a pig who can’t be trusted.
